rant/

If you're expecting an apology from me, don't hold your fucking breath.

I really don't appreciate how much of a douchebag you've been lately. You complain that we're apparently not as close as we used to be, and then half an hour later you're saying mean things to me. I'm not gonna sit around and be your personal punching bag everytime something upsets you (which is more often than not).
When you're not being an oversensitive downer or a douchebag, you're hitting on me and that's just plain awkward. I've told you more times than I can count that I'm not interested in you like that, and yet you don't drop it. Thennn, you proceed to boast about your alleged hickeys and scratch marks. First of all, not interesting. Second of all, you're nothing more than a standard straight out of the factory fuck and chuck douchebag, ~*~2011 Edition!!~*~. The fact that you would use a girl who for some crazy reason likes you is disgusting. Here I was, thinking you were a half decent human being.

The remaining 20% of the time, you're a caring, funny guy who I can be myself around.

80>20, though. So don't expect an apology. The ball's in your court.