Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Day 7
I do not have an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love. I do not remember my ex crushes. However, in grade 6 I was obsessed with Adam Lazzara, like a little fan girl.

Dear Adam Lazzara,
I was 11 and you were 25. I thought you were the most attractive human to ever grace this planet. Your voice made me swoon. I always watched that video of you and Fred acting silly on fuse whenever I felt down. It made me smile, and then giggle, even when I was originally frowning. I watched the MakeDamnSure video every day. One day I even watched it 27 times in a row. It comforted me. You and your band introduced me to good music and made me the person I am today. I still listen to you when I feel bad. Oh, and I was convinced we'd meet again when I was 18, older, prettier, taller, more mature, and you'd fall in love with me and we'd get married. I very nearly cried when you and Chauntelle got engaged. I hated her out of envy. 14 years and a fiance wasn't quite enough to crush my dreams. However, I got over you by grade 7. Something about reality setting in. Now I'm almost 4 years older, and you're married and have a son. I'm incredibly happy for you, and I listen to Eisley frequently. I respect you, a lot. Your music still comforts me, and that video of you and Fred acting silly on fuse still makes me smile. I appreciate you for more than your looks, but I still think you're incredibly attractive. I just don't have a ridiculous crush on you anymore. You're more like a hero or something. Anyway, bye.
-Your Biggest Fan

It turns out that I give an unhealthy amount of death glares to people that I don't know well. Awesome.

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